1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
6. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。7. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
8. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作
