谁能帮额翻译一下这段话啊！急哇急哇事关额性命。。

显示全部楼层 · 2010-9-30 20:14:12

一开篇就是满街顶着异形脑袋的入侵地球的“天人”，接着是一登场就一边大喊“医生说我血糖偏高，一周只能吃一次圣代”一边怒斩敌人的脱线男主角，再接着就是身着中欧风格制服的大江户“真选组”，其中有暴露癖加偷窥癖的局长近藤勋，扑克脸又青光眼的鬼副长土方十四郎，有张美少年的脸却炮火不长眼外带虐待狂倾向的一番队长冲田总悟，命运总是犯冲的羽毛球王子山崎退……连女主角也是一个怪力且总爱嚼着酸溜溜的醋海带的中国娃娃……光从这些基础设定来看，就能感觉到一股排山倒海的搞笑气势。
就是这段啦！神啊赐个英语天才给额吧！
复制粘贴再找个翻译器翻译再复制粘贴的人都去切腹吧！
好吧，真相是：这是一个“在一个架空年代裏，外星文明突然入侵，之前牛逼哄哄的武士们集体处於近失业状态，
於是集体转行为相声小品演员。”的故事

千问 · 2010-9-30 20:14:12

Shaped opening that is the streets wore a head of the invasion of Earth, "Nature and Man", followed by a debut to shouting, "the doctor said I have high blood sugar, eat only once a week, sundae," while angry men cut the enemy off-line lead, followed by China and the EU is wearing a uniform style Oedo "real choice group", which

千问 · 2010-9-30 20:14:12

请键入文字或网站地址，或者上传文档。取消朗读将中文译成英语Shaped opening that is the streets wore a head of the invasion of Earth, "Nature and Man", followed by a debut to shouting, "the doctor said I ha