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man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"
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一个月就能明显提高高考成绩?这听起来像天方夜谭,但这确实是可以做到的! 下面是“内部秘密文件”,特别公开给所有高三的同学和老师,也可以请学校下载后,印刷给大家! 一个月提升英语成绩和口语水平计划 30天读透30篇真题,熟背30段,做30个生词表,集体听读写30遍! 英语成绩提高是最漫长的! 背单词没有用!因为背了就忘,就算记住了,还是看不懂文
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man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" a
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千问 | 2010-10-24 17:05:52 | 显示全部楼层
man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" a
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I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his sto
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