三分钟以下的英语趣味故事

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我是六年级学生,要参加英语比赛,求一个三分钟以下的英语小故事,帮帮忙吧,(要翻译)先谢谢各位了

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千问 | 2008-10-29 18:42:52 | 显示全部楼层
翅 膀 一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了。当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐。我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道:“女士,我到这儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!” Wings The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated custome...
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千问 | 2008-10-29 18:42:52 | 显示全部楼层
The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is...
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千问 | 2008-10-29 18:42:52 | 显示全部楼层
boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend,but ashamed of his small organ...decided to bring girlfriend in dark place,open his ziper and put penis in GF’s hand...GF:no thanks ...
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