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A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. And, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously has nothing to do with it. So, why should I tip him?"

The dealer replied, "When you eat out, do you tip the waiter?"

"Yes, sure I do," responed the player.

"Well then, he serves you food, and I'm serving you cards. So you see, you should tip me."

"Okay, I see your point," agreed the player. "But, the waiter gives me what I ask for... I'll take an eight."

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千问 | 2008-11-4 15:11:30 | 显示全部楼层
一个分牌员和一个手里拿着13张牌的玩牌人正在争论是否要给分牌员小费的问题。玩牌人说:我拿到的牌不好的时候,不是分牌员的错,我有好牌的时候,也不是分牌员起的作用,我为什么要给他小费。分牌员说:你吃完饭后,你给不给服务生小费?玩牌人说:当然给。分牌员说:他给你提供食品,你给他小费,那么我给你提供扑克牌,你也应该给我小费。玩牌人说:OK,我明白你的意思了。但是,我要什么吃的服务生就给我什么,那么我要什么牌你也要给我,我现在就要一张八。。。。...
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