Lock up your daughters! Shoot your sons!
Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist! Fist! Fist till morning!) The world tour that has been ban through out the world comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love Fist! (The girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love fist fuel all around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads that'll have you shoving your fist in the air! It's the steel hearts, stone cold prostate tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because dessert should be funny! And the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get struck by lighting (thunder) there's thunder! Come see the pounding rock from the band that brought you hits like "Shin Stainer", "Liver Buster" and "Dangerous Man Dead Family". Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought to you by V Rock!
