10 classic school students got one.In high school, students must wear uniforms, a longer time students never wear. And the teacher day stay at the inspection. 1, the teachers see students fell uniforms and asked why not wear his. The students read, said : I entered mother died, why wear clothes for mourning? 2.One small room art teacher, a newspaper reported a larger space, with photographs, so in the course of enjoying : "Recently there are students and I said, you really committed teachers, a newspaper also published photos : :" one student : "seeking marriage or notices?"From art to the students, teachers art classes. 3.Language classes, teachers got a drowsiness students answer questions, the student is blurred receivers are not. Teachers reluctantly said : "You will not ...?Not also Ziyisheng! "the students :" 吱."Teachers Khan. 4.High School Examination, fast time, the geographic lesson one day, a teacher reported in the above names and to enable us to answer the following as a local mineral. said a lot after the teacher suddenly asked sentence : "Jiangnan off?"class boys singing replied :" Jiangnan off beauty!"5.middle school, a biology teacher stresses on the African grassland ecological environment, she's lecture, was angry, said : "You will not see me! you see me. Well aware of how African wildcat son! "6.a few high-class, the teacher asked me one brother : "infinitesimal calculus is useful disciplines, the study infinitesimal calculus, we aim?"That Brother when death, at the high-fidelity stereo : "No cavities!"she Comedy. 7.Biological class, the teacher said : "Actually weasel is not eat chicken, scientists conducted a pilot, has put together a chicken and a weasel, and the next day you guess how?"Students got Road :" chicken pregnancy?"8.Boys, geometric teachers is a lady, enjoying love, special examinations. 1st in class, said : "I very much attention in the City Board of Education, they always asked me to study together, each car to car to."I inadvertently asked :" three rounds?"As a result, this week banned the geometric classes. 9.High school, the English teacher (a 50% middle-aged women), we find several boys do not listen, then described : "You want to what?"I was stupid, do not know how the thought of the sentence :" think you! "classroom silent half of the day, only one came panic in the eyes looking me. Teachers stayed for a while, after I pointed him : "You are a bad hooligans!"Every! 10.High school, the first of the labour class, the teacher is old fellow, a self-described : "I told Alex Hill."I suddenly came inspiration, then immediately said :" Northwest Point Changan, poor countless hill."she Comedy, teachers facial color ashen, then I do fined heavily.
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