The teacher put a bug into alcohol, the bug died. The teacher asked ,"what does this show?" A student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 把虫子放入酒中，虫子死了。老师问：“这说明了什么？” 学生答：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”A tourist asks a man in uniform:"Are you a policeman"? Man:"No, I am an undercover detective".T...
The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn’t like her, Mother, because she sai...
animalsTeacher: thy foot wear of is what?Student: is shoesTeacher: leather was from?Student: from cattleTeacher: well, for your shoes to wear, also for your flesh to ...
I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an eg...
TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ ...
