求助，求高手帮我把下面这篇文章翻译成英文

显示全部楼层 · 2012-12-15 14:37:24

God's joke perhaps all causal cycle.This time, God, you gave me a big joke, I fight but you, the punishment is I should have.I know I be cynical, dating game when a lot of people, to cause a lot of bad impression, that I was just trying to cover up his mind depressed, depressed, you know?When I give my heart, sincerely treat tim...

千问 · 2012-12-15 14:37:24

God's joke perhaps MasterCard has a causal loop. This time, God you gave me a big joke, I can fight, but you, like I should have punished. I know before my cynicism, a lot of when ...

千问 · 2012-12-15 14:37:24

废话太多直接 I love you, marry me....

千问 · 2012-12-15 14:37:24

无聊，你的霞是哪国人？...