Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa 钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 ...
