Bart!Hey, Bart.Lisa! It's 6:00 a.m.Something's wrong.Dad died.No, no, he's fine.What do you know?I'm relieved.My birthday's in two days.I'll be eight years old.It's a big number--almost double digits.Enjoy it while you can.Everything changeswhen you hit the big 1 -0.Your legs go.Candy doesn't tast...