短小的英语笑话

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Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked. "It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls." Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say...
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"...
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Teacher:Jimmy,what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?Jimmy:I don't know...Teacher:Correct.老师:吉米,学生在学校经常用的三个字是什么?吉米:不知道......老师:对了!...
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