英语笑话的问题

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①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。 ②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty. 匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。 ③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. 挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。 ④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins. 瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。 ⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。 ⑥Drop your trousers here for best results. 泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。 ⑦Specialist in women and other diseases. 意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。 ⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday. 俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。 ⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions. 丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。 ⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here. 墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。

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I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

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A group of great scientists died in paradise to play hide and Einstein to catch a person, he opened his eyes, and saw 100 all hide, Newton still standing there.Einstein walked past say: "I hold you Newton."Newton: "no, you didn't catch Newton."Einstein: "you not Newton who you are."Newton: "you see my feet?"Einstein's head to see Newton stand on a meter square aspect is on the floor, puzzled.Newton: "my feet, this is a square meters, standing in the square meters, it is Newton/you catch is PASCAL."PASCAL sadly

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哪个频道？CCTV9？