英语翻译，请将此笑话翻译成中文，越简洁越好

显示全部楼层 · 2009-11-15 22:09:04

.............不是已经中文了么一个美国人，一个日本人，一个中国人在丛林探险，结果全被吃人部落抓去了。部落酋长说：“我今天心情好，不吃你们，但你们都得挨一百板子。不过，在挨板子前你们可以实现一个愿望。”先挨板子的是美国人，他说：“挨板子前，先给我屁股上垫10个坐垫。”垫罢，板子雨点般落下，先前70板还凑合，70板之后坐垫被打烂，然后就是板板见血......打完后美国人摸着屁股走了。日本人见状后，要求垫10个床垫。100板打完后，日本人起身，拍拍屁股没啥事，便对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番，并想坐在一边看中国人的好戏。中国人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地说：“来，把日本人给我垫上！”。

千问 · 2009-11-15 22:09:04

- -、你是想要英文么An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle, the results were all arrested and man-eating tribes.Tribal chiefs said: "Today I feel good, do not eat you, but you had to pay one hundred board. However, you can pay before the board to achieve a wish."The first board of Americans suffer, he said: "gone before the board, give me butt on the seat cushion 10." Cushion stop, board-like falling rain, the previous 70 plate Huancou He, after the cushion was 70 Plate break, and then is the sight of blood ...... Board To Board After using the Americans feeling the bottom left.After the Japanese rushed out to require mattress pad 10. 100 board is finished, the Japanese got up Paipaipigu Meisha things, it would be their ability to imitate and re-creating capacity of boasting about it, and would like to sit on the sidelines watching the Chinese people good show.Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat!."

千问 · 2009-11-15 22:09:04

An American man, a Japanese, Chinese, results in the forest adventure all eat people go to catch the horde.Tribal chief said: "I'm in a good mood today, don't eat to you, but you must get a bat. However, you can get on board before a wish."To get the bat is American, he said: "get board, before I bottom mat 10 cushion." Mat, bat falling rain, previously 70 board still patchy, 70 board after cushion smashed, then is the board saw blood... After the play American touched bottom.After the Japanese looked at it, 10 mattresses mat. 100 board, Japanese people went after typing, clap bottom, then nothing to imitate ability and creation ability bragging again, and want to watch Chinese drama.Chinese slowly down, carefree and leisurely say: "come to me, and the Japanese on!" .

千问 · 2009-11-15 22:09:04

翻译成中文还是英文啊？