一共三段congratulations! you are deadwelcome to heaven here you can relax and enjoy eternity in peace and tranquilitysit back and ...(没听清) 恭喜妮,你死了,欢迎来到天堂,在这里你可以享受到永恒的安静宁和。请坐下(类似于和我们一起探索宇宙的奥秘一类的)congratulations!you are deadwelcome to purgatory!you are here because you may have done some wrong and await conclusive judgment祝贺你死去欢迎来到炼狱你在这里,是因为你可能做出一些错误举动,并在此等候最终的审判congratulations!you are deadwelcome to hell!you are here because ...祝贺你死了欢迎来到地狱你在这里是因为...(他崩了电视)参考资料:我自己听得~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
听得不大准,可能是:congratulation,you were dead,welcome to the heaven, here you can enjoy eternity and peace in tranquility. sit back and on white you've come to the place of the mistery of the universe. you have all the type of road...congratulation,you were dead,welcome to the ???, you're here because you may've done something wrong and wait for some judgementcongratulation,you were dead,welcome to hell...