英语小短文，小笑话（限1小时内回答，重金悬赏）

显示全部楼层 · 2010-2-3 18:54:26

他们都转是载其他答案！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

千问 · 2010-2-3 18:54:26

One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. 一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。 "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said. “看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗？”老师说。 "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand." “是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

千问 · 2010-2-3 18:54:26

Swimming:A small but saucy boy was on holiday at the seaside.He went down to the beach and said to the lifesaver,"Can I swim in the sea?" "Yes ,sonny,"said the lifeseaver."That is funny,"said the lad,"in the bathing pool at home I can not swim a stroke."

千问 · 2010-2-3 18:54:26

有汉字的不能用，汉字不是英文。推荐：Hill, L. A. (1965). Advanced Stories for Reproduction. London: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1965). Elementary Stories for Reproduction. London: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1967). Intermediate Stories for Reproduction. London: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1980). Advanced Steps to Understanding. Tokyo: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1980). Elementary Anecdotes in American English. New York, NY: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1980). Elementary Steps to Understanding. Tokyo: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1980). Intermediate Anecdotes in American English. New York, NY: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1980). Intermediate Steps to Understanding. Tokyo: Oxford University Press.Hill, L. A. (1981). Advanced Anecdotes in American English. New York, NY: Oxford University Press.非常具有英语特色，不是汉字特色。声明一下：本人80年代用过这些书，不是转载其他人的答案或回答。谢谢。