电影叫《100 girls》，说的是一个发生在校园里的爱情故事。一个男生在宿舍大楼电梯里邂逅一个女孩，没有看清对方却因为停电被困电梯，结果两人发生了关系。女孩只留下了内裤不见了踪影。男孩痴心一片，要在整幢大楼100个女孩中找到那个女孩。于是他就应聘了大楼的清洁工以便寻找，之后当然趣事连篇，结果也必然是功夫不负。其中最精彩的片断是男孩站在宿舍大楼面前，面对从窗户探头张望的100个女孩大声宣读自己的爱情宣言，结果让女孩们争先恐后地要当他电梯里的那个她。 Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die. 如果没有你,我很寂寞,因为作为一个被遗弃的狗在旁边的一条高速公路. 我有礼物的焦虑,甚至通过我不知道,当你的生日. 我们可以用完美天商场和清洁起来. 我发誓,我永远不会把打屁当你买你的轮胎,对遏止虽然平行泊车. 如果你同意接受我,我还是干净的厕所,每星期. 我会做它用伸舌头,如果你问. 我将罢工的"警报器"和"爱火箭"在我的词汇. 我还是爱你. 即使你的名字叫咪咪,你要我宣告它"可能会". 我只能绕道桥下的气体外壳,在极端的情况下举行. 地狱,我去了低胆固醇的饮食. 我不会买那些红色运动车的时候,我打我的中年危机. 你的父母能前来参观,我们每个星期, 即使你的妈妈是巫婆与资本B和你的乡亲不要去了 退休在家中,因为他们能与我们共同生活. 我宣布,我将单独白人的色彩和学习的奥秘冷热水冲洗. 我永远吞吐等待你把我的妆. 如果你是猫人 我永远指出,一只狗,可以挽救你的生命溺毙,但猫不能. 我将愉快地去看chickflicks与你,就像"傲慢与偏见". 我会作点尝试新的食品如秋葵gumbo. 我不会袅袅我的鼻子,在蔬菜的难受的滋味,是变相的拥有奶酪而已. 我发誓总是说"好",当你问:"是我的头发找好了今晚"? 我gonna带来了全新意义的"拥抱". 反正我懂事不够看你的星座的每一天. 我gonna挽救每一个生日卡你送我! 我还是会写,其实你真信,当我们同在. 我从来gonna期待你知道我离开了我的车钥匙, 我永远不会离开我的袜子在地板上. 与我,你会找到上限是一贯的牙膏. 我将开始,那些穿着比基尼式内衣,如果你喜欢. 我肚子按钮永远皮棉免费. 我希望全在吻你的阴蒂. 这将是最激情的,亲密的经验,您都大. 我现在宣布,我将我的生命给你. 而如果你不来的话,我知道的部分,我肯定会死.参考资料：http://www.movdb.com/title/tt0214388/quotes
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