One day, an Irish traveled in Germany. His car knocked an English man’s car, He got a traffic accident, he thought the police man would catch him, but the Irish was very clever, he didn’t want to go to prison, so he said “dear friend! I am from Ireland and you are from England, We both come from English peninsula. Let’s make friends, OK?” The English man said “OK!” The Irish said: “Sure, I have a bottle of wine, let’s drink for our friendship!” The English man drank a lot of wine, and then gave it to the Irish, but the Irish didn’t drink it, He closed the cover. When the policeman came, he thought that the English man was drunk driving and caught the English man. |